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Things girls (possibly) talk about in class

OMG I’ve this dream that this guy has abs. I think God is trying to tell me to start thinking about how to name them. Check out his behind! Don’t you find them surprisingly round… and solid? *whispers loudly* DID YOU SEE HOW SHE WALKS?! *demo* "How can I tell her that her panty is sort of stuck between her buttocks?" "I think she has no money to buy her thongs. GASP." #uglytruth Sh*t. Act normal. I think she caught me eyeing her clothes. Do you know Henry Golding? No? YOU DON’T DESERVE LIVING IN BORNEO. *gtfo* *fans self* I saw those heels online and it only costs RM33.46 with 62 cents of shipping fees! Yknow, I saw the same chocolate for like 0.09 cents cheaper at the shop near my home. I mean, I’m not trying to exaggerate—HOMAGAD is that moustache I see? GET RID OF IT. I wish I was a model with nice boobs and long legs… yeah… no I’ll just live my banana life. Ewwww you’re eating food with trans fat! “She’s so pretty!” “I know right!” *awkward silenc