10 great ways to be (happily) miserable
Discover these great ways to be (happily) miserable! While you're rolling on bed, crying and kicking...
- Help yourself with some toilet rolls. Roll em around you and bam! A Malaysian mummy. You'll eventually shut up.
- Print the actual size cardboard piece of the Salvatore brothers. Now kiss. I mean, make them kiss.
- If you have a pet cat, try to make it stay between your boobs. Force it. If it doesn't, that means your boobs ain't big enough *flipshair*
- Don't eat for 48 hours. You are now eligible to enroll for Miss Universe... for the anorexic.
- Count your toe nails. If it isn't eleven, count again.
- Poke your nose with two fingers. Then you can start telling everyone you just made two holes with one poke.
- Pluck one eyelash. Place it on your shirt. Now someone is missing you.
- Shave your head. Regret. Repeat on every misery. P/s: Miley seems to be happy.
- Introduce yourself the James Bond style. "I'm Poo. Stinky Poo."
- Crawl into a hole. Rot. Before you die, think of the chocolates you could have ate while you're alive.