Things girls (probably) want boys to know.

This might be a little too common for you.

But it doesn't hurt to share now ain't it?


  1. Like us? Come to us. You don’t have to hide behind your friends.
  2. As much as we like honesty, filter some things out. We don’t want details.
  3. Although, in some cases we do need details.
  4. Don’t call us your mother. It’s a major insult.
  5. Sure we nag, but that shows we really care.
  6. WE will leave you if you lie.
  7. Saying “I love you” when we just impressed you with a great make out doesn’t count.
  8. Things should never always lead to sex.
  9. Looking “fine” will never satisfy us. We want to look great.
  10. Think we’re complicated? Check out your sneakers’ lace.
  11. We expect you to lead. Don’t just give I-don’t-knows.
  12. We’re more forgiving of you than we really should be.
  13. You look hot with a white tee on your body. Regardless of your size.
  14. Tight pants only look good on Jonas Brothers. Or Justin Bieber.
  15. We’re in heaven if you hold our hands.
  16. Shave. Please. Extra hairs are not needed.
  17. We don’t want to hear about your old flame.
  18. We like it if you let us in your mind sometimes…
  19. We LOVE it if you hug us from behind and give ninja kisses.
  20. Just so you know, we’d rather you break up on us than having to cheat.
  21. We need to hear what you think about us often.
  22. Women’s place is NOT always in the kitchen.
  23. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
  24. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s like.
  25. Never lie. We’ll eventually find out.
  26. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it.
  27. Be frank. But lie sometimes when it comes to how we look.
  28. Did we mention that we LOVE surprises?
  29. Yeah, we love surprises.
  30. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
  31. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s; hers are fake, just remember that.
  32. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren’t.
  33. If there was a list, pleasing you should be #1.
  34. We’re scared of losing our independence.
  35. When we say “I love you”, heck we meant it.
  36. You did something not cool. We seemed cool. We’re not.
  37. Don’t brag about the size of your p***s.


  1. stopped at #6, preach it sistah!
    *continues reading
    giggling. you. you caused this u_u

    you're SO not boring

  2. hahaha i managed to come up with most!
    negligible :D


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