Sarawakism

GAH.
Believe me,
I always get emotional when I blog.
And when I do,
the outcome would be pleasing.

Tonight's entry was inspired by fools.
I mean under-knowledge people.
You know I'm nice :3
... conditionally.

Anyways,
I came across some posts on two
very, very famous social networks.
It triggered my anger.

Behold Malaysians!
Don't be so tuut thinking Sarawak
is only a huge chunk of virgin forest.
Which subject in school taught you that?
Fine, it's Geography.

Sarawakians don't live on trees la people.
Be rational can ah?
How you think I can blog on trees?
It's not like I can submit it online without typing.
Otherwise I'd be writing with a cow's penis
CAUSE I DON'T HAVE A PEN.

If we are that behind,
how can we sit for exams?
Prolly we cant read if we live on trees.
We'd be speaking the squirrels' language,
signing each other to jump and fly.
We could beat the Japanese suicide rate.

Sarawak is like any part of the world.
We're just blessed with more natures.
So facepalm when I came across so many naives
asking if Sarawak has a McDonald's.
FYI, we have three branches in Kuching.
Shame on you.

You think we use lightning as a power source is it?
Today got no lightning.
That's why blackout.
Ehh. Haha.

BREAKING NEWS!
Bitches get slapped when Pandelela won bronze.
Don't assume she practice at the waterfall,
or the nearby parit along Bau.
Yes, anak-anak.
We have what we call swimming pools.

Ah.
And this thing about longhouse...
They're not the burok wood house you think.
They're all cemented and standing strong yaw.
Plus they have more Astro than you can afford.

Pfft,
don't be so shallow thinking Sarawak don't have non-Muslims.
Seriously?
Like seriously?
That's how much you annoy me.
No lah,
we don't have non-Muslims.
We got Bidayuhism, Ibanism, Melanauism etc etc.
See?
So unique right.
They're the majorities.
And man, are they good at spooking you out.
Beware of sumpits! 
They poke hypocrites ;)
Did I tell you?
We don't have mails...
just tablets.
No big deal '(oo)'
We still fan ourselves too.
No air-cond,
so prepare to die in heat
... in the toilet.
Wait,
didn't remember having one.
Don't forget your daun pisang to wipe off the dirt :P
Tissues are so mainstream.
*flips hair*

Oh.
Bitch, please.
Our cawat makes us 100 times sexier than you.

So before asking dumb questions,
I suggest you Google 'em out.
Or...
JUST FREAKING CHANGE YOUR MINDSET ALREADY.
I'm sick of the human species discriminating among Malaysians.
You think you're so smart?

Bet you cant differentiate your and you're.

P/s: This post isn't for naive, sensitive people. No offence, I sort of offended you already.



Comments

  1. calm your tits girl. blog ney d baca tak?

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    1. haha those people on twitter -.- annoying as shit

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